Comments on Knucklehead!: What Ever Happened To . . . Cookie Monster?

You killed me with 'freebasing a snickerdoodle...

2009-11-10T10:06:28.988-08:00

You killed me with 'freebasing a snickerdoodle' and random blood sugar testing'. Holy crap I can not stop laughing, seriously, this is probably my favorite one yet.

Love it!

2009-11-09T12:05:56.049-08:00

Love it!

Freebasing a snickerdoodle. LMAO, DK!

2009-11-09T00:38:25.251-08:00

Freebasing a snickerdoodle. LMAO, DK!

Great. I gave you the Superior Scribbler Award at...

2009-11-08T23:26:02.888-08:00

Great. I gave you the Superior Scribbler Award at Dog Makes Five. Pass it on.

Hey, that reminds me, I've got a brand new box...

2009-11-08T12:33:35.016-08:00

Hey, that reminds me, I've got a brand new box of Scottish shortbread cookies I've been meaning to dive into...

What?

I can stop any time I want...

I went to the Betty Crocker Rehab Clinic, they kic...

2009-11-07T09:47:53.284-08:00

I went to the Betty Crocker Rehab Clinic, they kicked me out after one week. My check bounced.

I KNEW there was something wrong with that monster...

2009-11-06T17:04:42.943-08:00

I KNEW there was something wrong with that monster's eyes!

There are not a lot of posts that will actually ma...

2009-11-06T16:04:29.890-08:00

There are not a lot of posts that will actually make me chuckle out loud, but these what ever happened to ones really do it for me! I hope no one ever does these, they are totally you!

Is there no end? I quit drinking over seven years ...

2009-11-06T15:32:03.935-08:00

Is there no end?
I quit drinking over seven years ago.
I quit smoking in June of 2008.
Now, am I gonna have to give up the Oreos?

Wow, and I thought it just wasn't easy being g...

2009-11-06T15:14:49.641-08:00

Wow, and I thought it just wasn't easy being green. What's going on in that neighbourhood? Was today's post brought to us by the letter "H" - hilarious?

He is a true inspiration to all of us!

2009-11-06T12:18:00.623-08:00

He is a true inspiration to all of us!

the truth about sesame street. I am not sure i was...

2009-11-06T10:00:58.101-08:00

the truth about sesame street. I am not sure i was ready to hear it, but ok.

Maria and Luis got deported? I just KNEW that was...

2009-11-06T08:10:08.010-08:00

Maria and Luis got deported?

I just KNEW that was gonna happen.

Life is so unfair, even on Sesame Street.

I think I need a cookie now.

I love the way you blew off two or three other pos...

2009-11-06T07:40:21.198-08:00

I love the way you blew off two or three other possible entries in the series (Bert & Ernie; Big Bird) as throwaways for this one! Great stuff, as usual.

I'm so glad Cookie got the help he needed. I&#...

2009-11-06T06:54:38.219-08:00

I'm so glad Cookie got the help he needed. I've always worried about him. He was among my favorite monsters.

The Cookie Monster is my idol and role model. He h...

2009-11-06T06:27:25.928-08:00

The Cookie Monster is my idol and role model. He helped me kick my McVities chocolate digestive addiction... Well, him and twenty five fags a day.

Nah, only joking - I would never advocate smoking. :)

Bravo! This was your usual funny self but also ver...

2009-11-06T05:59:35.182-08:00

Bravo! This was your usual funny self but also very deep. Only three points I have to make.

Betty Crocker has a clinic? Oh, that just seems too appropriate for some reason.

Maria and Luis were deported? Didn't we all know that was going to happen eventually?

me set fur on fire while free-basing a snickerdoodle This line will stick with me forever. Ha!

Wonderful, wonderful post! Funny... but also full...

2009-11-06T05:47:37.170-08:00

Wonderful, wonderful post! Funny... but also full of truth! :-)

Happy 40th Birthday, Sesame Street! A timely post...

2009-11-06T05:42:29.059-08:00

Happy 40th Birthday, Sesame Street! A timely post!

Me want cookies!

While that post was riddled with your usual genius...

2009-11-06T05:15:52.015-08:00

While that post was riddled with your usual genius and hilarity, somehow, you managed to make it quite poingnant and meaningful with the last sentence.

The true measure of an artist...

Now if we can only get help for Oscar's fetish...

2009-11-06T05:05:14.076-08:00

Now if we can only get help for Oscar's fetish with banana peels...

So what is he doing now? "C is for celery. T...

2009-11-06T04:15:20.328-08:00

So what is he doing now?

"C is for celery. That good enough for me."

LOL. Seriously. Me all alone in house, but here ...

2009-11-06T03:43:04.305-08:00

LOL. Seriously. Me all alone in house, but here I am busting a gut. Hilarious and brilliant.

Nooooooo.... !!!!! C will always be for cookies, ...

2009-11-06T02:48:39.730-08:00

Nooooooo.... !!!!!

C will always be for cookies, and Cookie Monster must resist the temptation to be sober.

Life is sober enough already without it consuming our wildest heroes!!

Come back Cookie!

When I first started reading this post, I thougt, ...

2009-11-06T02:38:45.530-08:00

When I first started reading this post, I thougt, "I'll be able to sleep tonight now that I'll finally have that answer to what happened to Cookie Monster." In the end, I may lose more sleep because I feel so darn bad for Cookie Monster. Poor guy. I can see how easily one could become addicted to cookies.