Comments on Knucklehead!: A Heapin' Helpin' of Leftovers

"Writers who struggle to come up with witty m...

2009-12-18T23:53:41.045-08:00

"Writers who struggle to come up with witty metaphors are like elephants without surfboards." Simile, my man...Simile...

1. Even as a small child, I could never figure out...

2009-12-03T07:33:07.762-08:00

1. Even as a small child, I could never figure out why the discrepancy in porridge temperatures and why Papa and Mama bear had different beds. Clearly this was before the Sleep Number mattress.
2. "Dogs are so smart" has always been met with visions of my dog eating his own poop. I don't know any smart people who do that. At least, not in front of others.
Very clever, there, DK!

Even your leftovers put the rest of our posts to s...

2009-12-03T05:20:48.234-08:00

Even your leftovers put the rest of our posts to shame. Thanks a lot. :) No, really, it was, and is, worth it (whatever it is).

This is one of those rare posts that I can read to...

2009-12-02T20:07:20.629-08:00

This is one of those rare posts that I can read to a friend and they will laugh, I loved this post, every one of the snippets of knucklehead humor.

I do love leftovers...:)

2009-12-02T19:30:06.213-08:00

I do love leftovers...:)

they dont really all bother me that much... but si...

2009-12-02T18:20:47.979-08:00

they dont really all bother me that much... but since ive started its hard to stop...

My dog likes to drink her pee. Thankfully, she le...

2009-12-02T18:07:45.164-08:00

My dog likes to drink her pee. Thankfully, she leaves the poop stuff alone.

Funny stuff here! What the heck have you been drinking?

Great stuff, Knucklehead. I can't write joke j...

2009-12-02T13:14:04.132-08:00

Great stuff, Knucklehead. I can't write joke jokes to save my life, and here you have a whole page of them tossed off like so much moldy bread. And some of them are really, really funny -- like the ones about team names. More proof that you are not at all like your namesake.....

2009-12-02T13:13:01.090-08:00

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Turkey hangover?

2009-12-02T03:41:12.668-08:00

Turkey hangover?

How apropos... More on team names: Given the pr...

2009-12-01T16:37:11.748-08:00
How apropos...
More on team names: Given the prevalence of corporations buying the naming rights of stadiums and arenas (ie. Coors Field, Honda Center), I think we're about ten years or so away from teams actually being named for companies instead of the cities they play in. Don't be surprised to see teams like the Pepsi Cowboys or the Labatt's Maple Leafs. Of course, with some teams, the marketing tie-in would be perfect. We could see a World Series between the Fruit of the Loom White Sox and the Miller Lite Brewers, or an AFC West battle between the MasterCard Chargers and the Ford Broncos. You heard it here first, people.

Today, the NHL approved Molson's purchase of the Montreal Canadiens. You are onto something here...

Nice! It's not easy being punny. Oh, and you ...

2009-12-01T09:27:04.173-08:00
Nice! It's not easy being punny.

Oh, and you think the Cardinals would have it bad? Imagine the Saints and their new tight end: St. Bartholomea of Capitanjo!

Ha...thanks for the laugh. Loved it.

2009-12-01T08:58:40.944-08:00
Ha...thanks for the laugh. Loved it.

It must be on hell of a party in your imagination!...

2009-12-01T08:47:02.582-08:00
It must be on hell of a party in your imagination! Way too funny...

Olé!

It would have to be the Dr Pepper Cowboys. Their ...

2009-12-01T05:45:30.673-08:00
It would have to be the Dr Pepper Cowboys. Their new stadium is known as Jerry's World.

I don't think "Damn you, Jesus!" at every red light would go over so well down here in the Bible belt.

i'm thinking the miami dolphins might not be r...

2009-12-01T03:47:20.473-08:00
i'm thinking the miami dolphins might not be real thrilled to have an actual dolphin plyaing for them....unless they switch to water polo.

Ford Bronco! LMAO! The taste that dogs love!!hehe ...

2009-11-30T19:52:39.684-08:00
Ford Bronco! LMAO!
The taste that dogs love!!hehe
I think that I laughed at most of them.

The lunchroom thing...I used to know a kid that would trade his fried chicken for buttered bread! LOser!!

By the way, MY WIFE and I have often wondered what...

2009-11-30T12:00:09.499-08:00
By the way, MY WIFE and I have often wondered what would happen if full teams of the nicknamed mascots played each other. We kind of figure the Saints would win every game, but when they're not involved it's fun to ponder.

Absolutely LOVE the line about paranoia and clairv...

2009-11-30T11:56:54.280-08:00
Absolutely LOVE the line about paranoia and clairvoyance. Wish I had thought of it...

mmm.... poop...

2009-11-30T11:35:25.519-08:00
mmm.... poop...

Too much! Now I have to give the dog my... ...nev...

2009-11-30T10:18:50.277-08:00
Too much!
Now I have to give the dog my...

...never mind

HA! I guess I could support the Diet Dr. Pepper Ca...

2009-11-30T09:40:05.954-08:00
HA! I guess I could support the Diet Dr. Pepper Cardinals.

I guess.

Hmm.

Fun post Knucklehead! I think I lost another 1/18th of an inch off my butt!

Thanks!

There have been some teams named for products - st...

2009-11-30T08:06:16.536-08:00
There have been some teams named for products - strangely enough the two I can think of are/were both in the NY/NJ area. Arena Football had the Red Dogs (a brand of Miller Bear) and soccer has the Red Bulls (energy drink).

Maybe the maker of the Zero candy bar can sponsor the Nets...

Lots of laughs here! I'm starting the pasta/a...

2009-11-30T07:28:50.050-08:00
Lots of laughs here! I'm starting the pasta/anti-pasta diet today!

your mind is a scary place and you should not be a...

2009-11-30T06:54:56.855-08:00
your mind is a scary place and you should not be allowed to wander around in it alone.

on a happier note, i thoroughly enjoyed all of your witticisms but am still pondering the porridge issue...wouldn't the porridge cool off faster if there was a lesser amount, thereby reducing the density? discuss...