Comments on Knucklehead!: All That and a Bag of Frozen Peas

Mine was a combo of Jeff's and Moooog35's ...

2010-02-05T13:20:22.916-08:00

Mine was a combo of Jeff's and Moooog35's experiences. Doctor didn't wait long enough for the anesthesia to kick in and it hurt when he made the incision but it REAL hurt when he snipped. He watched my jump to the ceiling and then said to the nurse, "He needs more drugs before doing the second one" DUH.

Then like Moooog35, the cauterization was something I wasn't ready for. Oh sure, after cutting into my balls, why not light them on fire.

HORRIFYING!

2010-02-03T11:39:18.670-08:00

HORRIFYING!

i feel your pain brother

2010-02-03T06:59:18.429-08:00

i feel your pain brother

Dr. Cutsack... hahaha! I'm glad you kept your...

2010-02-02T21:59:48.330-08:00

Dr. Cutsack... hahaha! I'm glad you kept your sense of humor through it all.

P.S. Knucklehead. I'm sorry if you were offend...

2010-02-02T15:30:26.582-08:00

P.S. Knucklehead. I'm sorry if you were offended by my lack of compassion. I'm also really sorry you got your scrot cut upon.

Kind of...

;)

Suldog- And some people can't grasp the concep...

2010-02-02T15:27:00.483-08:00

Suldog- And some people can't grasp the concept of sarcasam/joking. Although I'm fairly certain that knucklehead did.

But in case you're wondering, yes, I do suck. Quite well thank you very much. ;)

By the way, in going back and reading the comments...

2010-02-02T13:06:01.619-08:00

By the way, in going back and reading the comments, some women really suck.

Well, OK, maybe they don't suck, but they seem to be extremely without compassion. Hey, ladies, save that shit for the real bastards, will you? Knucklehead is one of the good guys. The least you could do is go "Ahhhhhhh, poor baby." Geez. Did he say it was comparable to childbirth? No. So get down off your high horse and cut him a break. It's still very painful.

Tres magnifique! I, also, am of The Brotherhood O...

2010-02-02T13:02:28.083-08:00

Tres magnifique!

I, also, am of The Brotherhood Of No Future Fatherhood. Even though I went through EVERY thing you mentioned - including the bag of frozen peas - I winced. Maybe it's because I went through it all that I winced. In any case, you captured it all perfectly.

I only wish I could have pulled off (excuse the punnage) the Mickey Mouse gag. Would have made my year.

Doc Cutsack. Ask for him by name.

2010-02-02T13:01:25.662-08:00

Doc Cutsack. Ask for him by name.

All that fuss and bother, you should have just use...

2010-02-02T09:22:24.597-08:00

All that fuss and bother, you should have just used the tried and tested method that they use for camels - Two bricks - apparently it does not hurt a bit

Unless you happen to catch your thumbs

So all you have to do is sign this bit of paper, give me $20, to cover the cost of the bricks and in case I catch my thumbs....

Oh you want to know what the camel felt....

Hmmm, apparently no one who has stayed around to ask has survived to let us know

Come back you haven't signed the release paper....I've got the bricks ready and everything

oh i can't help but laugh at men and their vas...

2010-02-02T06:58:27.824-08:00

oh i can't help but laugh at men and their vasectomy stories after having a c-sec with anesthesia that didn't work.

though i will say when my husband had his and he came home saying it was disconcerting to have the urologist talk to him about the whole procedure about my husband's family while holding the hubs clusters in hand. my husband didn't recognize the doc a s his older bro's former classmate. all he knew was that his dad had scammed a lot of people and he was afraid the urologist had been one of them. yikes! fortunately it was all friendly chatter in the end.

My favorite part was the cauterization. Because n...

2010-02-02T06:51:27.899-08:00

My favorite part was the cauterization.

Because nothing says 'awesome' like seeing and smelling ball smoke.

And here I thought bags of frozen veg were just fo...

2010-02-02T05:12:07.945-08:00

And here I thought bags of frozen veg were just for sinus headaches. :)

Yeah, I'm with Candice. The recovery after ch...

2010-02-01T21:34:17.366-08:00

Yeah, I'm with Candice. The recovery after childbirth sounds a lot worse than that.

I didn't have problem with the woody thing (ev...

2010-02-01T21:22:15.223-08:00

I didn't have problem with the woody thing (even when blondie nurse leaned on it) because there was a guy with a knife poking around my private area.

You are brave to share this!!! And witty.

2010-02-01T19:01:18.793-08:00

You are brave to share this!!! And witty.

I MADE my husband go visit his veterinarian (joke)...

2010-02-01T17:59:18.171-08:00

I MADE my husband go visit his veterinarian (joke) before we got married. Though I probably could've waited as having 4 teenagers is about as good as it gets for promoting the use of birth control.

Funny story!

Wait, you know the length of your, ahem, penis to ...

2010-02-01T15:39:36.871-08:00

Wait, you know the length of your, ahem, penis to a tenth of an inch (6.3 to 3.5)? I don't know if that's impressive or sad. I just go with 10. And that's rounding down. ;)

Anyway, my vasectomy was one of the best days of my life. I didn't have to contend with Nurse Angelina (more like Nurse Ratchet), and I got to watch sci-fi movies all night long while my appreciative wife fed me fried chicken and ice cream. Truly a wonderful day!

I'm going to guess that you didn't have pe...

2010-02-01T15:23:05.919-08:00

I'm going to guess that you didn't have peas as a side dish on Sunday night.

OMG! Is it wrong that I'm laughing my ass off...

2010-02-01T13:43:35.085-08:00

OMG! Is it wrong that I'm laughing my ass off?

This just gives more credibility to the saying &qu...

2010-02-01T12:22:29.539-08:00

This just gives more credibility to the saying "If men had to give birth, we'd have been extinct long ago!!! lol

That was so descriptive that I'm hurting just ...

2010-02-01T11:45:23.131-08:00

That was so descriptive that I'm hurting just like you did even if I don't have a scrotum.

;-)

Ouch.

I'm going for the ice.

L.M.A.O.

2010-02-01T11:25:47.222-08:00

L.M.A.O.

LOL, you made me giggle at giving the thumbs up an...

2010-02-01T11:08:56.351-08:00

LOL, you made me giggle at giving the thumbs up and the Mickey Mouse voice. My husband had his done as an anniversary present for me. I so love him!

Mine didn't go quite so smoothly. I’m referr...

2010-02-01T11:05:11.152-08:00

Mine didn't go quite so smoothly.

I’m referring to the fact that my doc either didn't give me enough local anesthesia or didn't wait long enough for it to kick in.

That’s right I’m talking about "Hey doc… is it normal that I can feel you cutting into my scrotum with the scalpel? Because, before I pass out, I’d just like to say that this is a little bit uncomfor………………………"

True story. And one I was trying to forget thankyouverymuch.