Knucklehead!

We didn't have sex education back in the sixti...

2012-02-09T08:45:40.561-08:00

We didn't have sex education back in the sixties. If we had, mine would have been taught by a priest - scary perhaps, but far from erotic. Upshot is of course that I found your post confusing and challenging. I had to look some stuff up on Google.

I need to stop letting RL interfere with my blog r...

2012-02-06T21:26:33.191-08:00

I need to stop letting RL interfere with my blog reading. This was awesome!

And I hate "what the hell just happened here?" moments. lol!

Don't feel bad. The Patriots took a jet to Su...

2012-02-06T07:35:51.805-08:00

Don't feel bad. The Patriots took a jet to Super Bowl, and my GIANTS took a jet there too, where they won, and now they're taking another jet home today.

So Rex Ryan was kind of right last summer, some jets DID go to the Super Bowl, see?

(Sorry dude, Rex had it coming)

I take cold solace in the fact that your predictio...

2012-02-06T05:33:26.590-08:00

I take cold solace in the fact that your prediction for the final score was almost as wildly wrong as my own. Both defenses were solid.

Congrats to The Jints. They won it fair and square. If they weren't from New York, I could almost like them.

Dude, the Jets are a hockey team.

2012-02-05T14:15:13.808-08:00

Dude, the Jets are a hockey team.

Hysterical post! I love you sports fans! Friend a...

2012-02-05T08:04:19.659-08:00

Hysterical post! I love you sports fans!

Friend at work (life-long Jets fan apparently) announced that she HATED the Giants, so I naively said, "Shall I root for Indianapolis for you?" She gave me a withering look and said "They're PLAYING the game in Indianapolis. But Indianapolis isn't in the game."

Oh.

But thanks to your post, I now know who is playing the Giants!

And not one mention of Madonna... I'm impresse...

2012-02-05T07:54:37.004-08:00

And not one mention of Madonna... I'm impressed.

*smile*

Have you seen a therapist about some of these deep-seated anti-Steelers feelings? heh heh

Gooooo Giants!

What? That California sun's baking your brain ...

2012-02-05T03:30:19.168-08:00

What? That California sun's baking your brain my friend. Have you lost it completely? Those football Giants are going down.

Don't rely too much on GPS. They are unreliabl...

2012-02-03T03:43:13.973-08:00

Don't rely too much on GPS. They are unreliable most of the time.

Bless you for including footnote #1. Not only did ...

2012-02-01T11:55:37.615-08:00

Bless you for including footnote #1. Not only did it break the fourth wall (which is my favorite wall to see broken) but it also verified that I wasn't insane in recalling that Darla was already extinct by then.

So many nuggets of hilarity! Jessica Hood = J Ho!...

2012-01-31T20:53:06.322-08:00

So many nuggets of hilarity!

Jessica Hood = J Ho! Or little Red Riding Ho! heh heh

And I'm sure it was "Phil" not Bumpty, Frumpty, Lumpty or Mumpty that made those cupcakes special.

Ahem.

But what really made me spew was this great line, "What kind of a world do we live in, if kids can't go into a bakery without being scrambled to death?"

Scrambled to death?

Bahahahahahahahaha!

This was good Sir. Verra verra good.

Thanks for that stroll through the neighbour-hood ...

2012-01-31T15:31:42.036-08:00

Thanks for that stroll through the neighbour-hood and setting us straight on how this all really happened. You never really know what you'll find when you look under the hood, do you?

Shouldn't that have been "a salt and bakery"?

Loved it.

2012-01-31T04:48:46.614-08:00

Loved it.

Wonderful! I still wish you could put all these i...

2012-01-30T15:47:12.405-08:00

Wonderful! I still wish you could put all these in a book and publish them!

Assault and bakery? You are a nut. :) http://www....

2012-01-30T14:16:22.207-08:00

Assault and bakery? You are a nut. :)

http://www.talkativetaurus.com/

Yes, it's a year old, but I can't resist.....

2012-01-29T09:30:20.907-08:00

Yes, it's a year old, but I can't resist...

After the first paragraph, i was hoping he'd open a pottery studio, and "come out of the closet."

And, I was a Speed Racer fan in the '60s. by the way, what ever happened to Astro Boy?

I love this idea! I've already started to thi...

2012-01-28T04:51:10.035-08:00

I love this idea! I've already started to think of who we can switch in other shows. What if you put someone like Tom Bergeron in to the Sopranos? I wonder if he would even last a minute?

Are you talking about the famous explorer Ferdinan...

2012-01-28T02:04:29.113-08:00

Are you talking about the famous explorer Ferdinand Magellan?

Hey, that's the way Hubs and I always handled ...

2012-01-26T09:16:18.308-08:00

Hey, that's the way Hubs and I always handled anyone bullying our girls. LOL

You just gave me a whole new liking for the brady ...

2012-01-25T14:22:34.114-08:00

You just gave me a whole new liking for the brady b-mob.
How about putting Clay Morrow in for Pa Wilder? :-D

Funny stuff. (I mean NotActuallyGod saying that t...

2012-01-25T06:13:27.172-08:00

Funny stuff.

(I mean NotActuallyGod saying that the Giants will roll the Patriots over, not this blog - although it's also good.)

I once dated a girl with a father exactly like Ton...

2012-01-24T17:54:03.478-08:00

I once dated a girl with a father exactly like Tony Soprano. Dated her very, very briefly, I might add.

@God: Oh jeez, no. I can't stand the Patriots...

2012-01-24T13:07:10.413-08:00

@God: Oh jeez, no. I can't stand the Patriots. They're the Red Sox of the NFL.

After the Patriots and Giants both won their spots...

2012-01-24T10:06:10.282-08:00

After the Patriots and Giants both won their spots in the Super Bowl I saw your title and was expecting something about Tom Brady leading a mob against the Giants, or some such nonsense.

He'll need one to have a chance. Manning and the Giants will roll over him one more time. Almost feel bad for the guy. But I guess Giselle can take him upstairs and make him feel better.

I don't think prime time is ready for Tony Sop...

2012-01-23T16:23:53.542-08:00

I don't think prime time is ready for Tony Soprano/Brady!